Dog Pooh!

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Chorus 1

Dog pooh
Dog pooh
Dog pooh
Dog pooh
I have never met anyone who,
Was happy to find it on his shoe.
How about you?
Dog pooh
Dog pooh
Dog pooh
Dog pooh
Is there anything or any type of goo,
That smells as bad as stinky canine pooh?
I ask you.

Verse 1

A lady with a baby rushes back to her car.
It’s just about to rain, but it isn’t very far.
She gets the baby strapped in then reaches for the pram.
As she puts it in the boot, there on her hands she gets

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